Just four at the moment.
There’s my old guitar…heh, yeah, I still have it. I don’t play it anymore, but I couldn’t bring myself to throw it away (much to my mom’s dismay). It was my first guitar, y’know? It was the first thing I ever bought when I was younger.
My old guitar gently weeps as I replace it with this bad boy, my red guitar. It’s my favorite! It complements green really well, don’t you think? I got it right after I started to become successful.
I also own a double-neck version of my red guitar. It’s uh…not my favorite really, it’s just for show, mostly. I’m still not that used to it but my manager insisted I should get one, so I did. My fans seem to love it and that’s a good thing!
And then there’s my newest model, my axe guitar!
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What? I thought it’d be fun and ironic.