
ZoeyHoshi submitted:
Yuuya’s profile, the tame one, on the Pigeon dating website Coosk.com
(Sorry if there’s any mistakes, I’m starting to fall asleep at the keyboard.)Oh my god I’m dying WHAT HAVE WE DONE

now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
in west japan idk born and raised
in my bedroom is where i spent most of my days
chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
cryin in my bedroom cause i don’t like school
when a dude in a scarf who looked pretty good
startin hanging around in my neighborhood
i took one lil pil and then my friend went and said
“haha im only here to steal yr shit when you dead”
i whistled for a train and when it came near
the license plate said GALACTIC RAILROAD and it had birds in the mirror
if anything i could say that train was scary
so i thought nah forget it i’m just too wary
i pulled up to a place with a candle and a chair
and i yelled to the train “yo holmes get outta here”
i looked at my kingdom, i was had come so far
sit on my throne as the king of the holiday star

NANAKI: I’m really sorry, Iwamine-sensei. Umm… I’ll reimburse you for that book! How much was it?
SHUU: Let’s see… It would be difficult to get ahold of now… since it’s an original copy. Lend me an ear for a moment.
NANAKI: Mmmm…
SHUU: How about… (whisper whisper)
NANAKI: Eh… Ehhhhhhhhhh?? That much? Y-You must have misplaced a decimal point! Umm, umm… if we could set up a payment plan…I want to draw but I’ve been busy with school so here’s a doodle I don’t know why I drew long time ago