WOW TWENTY THOUSAND POSTS WHAT THE HELL WON’T I EVER SHUT UP WHAT’S MY PROBLEM GEEZ
anyway yo i’ve got a damn lotta people followin’ this account and i don’t rightly know why since i clearly jabber on too much so i guess i owe you fine folks somethin’ eh
so we gon’ be doin’ a GIVEAWAY TODAY HOW’S THAT SOUND
- the prize is ONE PAINTING DONE BY THE WORLD-FAMOUS CAPTAIN CHOPPER C SASSYPANTS LE BEL. that’s right, my asshole of a pigeon will paint you a picture. you pick the color!
- one like, one reblog per person! multiple reblogs don’t give you any more of a chance to win these things usually anyway and spamming your followers’ dashboards is just dumb anyway so yeah.
- anyone can enter! i’m not naive enough to think people don’t follow just for giveaways and then unfollow once they’re over. people that do follow me WILL get an extra bonus in their package though.
- giveaway ends the evening of march 1st at 8pm CST! so that gives y’all just over two weeks to compete for some paint splattered around by a pigeon’s feet. winners will be given 24 hours to respond to my ask box query. if your ask box isn’t open, i won’t even try and i’ll go straight to the next person on the list.
AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.
seriously thanks you guys i don’t know why you put up with me
YO FOLKS THIS SHIT ENDS TOMORROW IF YOU HAVEN’T JOINED IN YET
