i have never seen any creature, human or otherwise so passionate about iceberg lettuce, nature’s blandest green.
HUMAN!!!! HUMAN!!!! STOP!!!! I’M DRY!!!! STOP THE AIR BLOWY WOOSHY WOOSHY!!! I’M DRY!!!! I’M DONE!!!!
The 6 Stage of a Corgi Smile.
KYOT
Corgis Begging for Stuff [tumblr]
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.