so painting with a pigeon is a lot harder than it sounds
so today we lined chopper’s cage entirely with ads for hookers and call girls
it suits him
hey man what can i say we don’t discriminate in this household
I DON’T THINK CHOPPER LIKES HIS TUXEDO
i put it on him and he hated it so much he literally forgot how to function
he wobbled like two feet away and just keeled over backwards and got stuck and just
sat there
silent
for several minutes
help i’m laughing so hard i’m crying and i feel terrible for it
GET THIS INFERNAL CONTRAPTION OFF OF ME
