andardrattur:

This is me standing next to a whale penis that is bigger than I am.

This is also a photo I did not upload to Facebook for family to see, so be lucky, fellow tumblr users: this is a tumblr exclusive.

(Taken at the one and only Icelandic Phallological Museum, of course.)

anderfel:

my sister sent me a picture of a tomato from our backyard

pocketcucco:

my mom and I were working in the backyard and all of a sudden she’s like “Sarah come here, look

there are yellow penises growing in here”

flaming00s:

we don’t need comic con guys