Dear lord almighty the official Shingeki No Kyojin chibi video short is SO KAWAII A;LJFLSDAJFEWAHFKSADLK;AWEJF I’M DYING FROM TEH CUTE OH NO
Unfortunately I don’t have the patience to translate the whole thing for you guys, I only understood 80% of it anyway. :’( Just know that Eren is being a big crybaby to Mikasa who can always own his ass, and Armin being kawaii as usual. My favorite lines I’ll share with you guys though are:
Armin: “You guys share a deep bond after all!“ (Eren and Mikasa)
Mikasa: *Blushes* “That’s right.”
Armin: “That’s right! Since you lived together with Eren, you guys are naturally family!“
Mikasa: *Dark expression on her face* "…yeah.”
Armin: “That’s why I thought you had Eren all taken care of, so I didn’t wake him up.“
Mikasa: *Face darkens even more* “I see.”
Eren: “Mikasa, why the hell didn’t you wake me up?!“
Mikasa: *Blushes* “I was afraid of rumors spreading of me going into the boys’ dormitory…”
Eren: “What do you mean by rumors?!??“Mikasa: “Eren, are you crying?”
Eren: “I’M NOT CRYING!!“
Armin: “Don’t cry, Eren! Mikasa said that she was worried that if she woke you up, everyone would find out that you guys are going out!”
Eren: “WE’RE NOT GOING OUT!!!“
Mikasa: “Ahhh…” *Devastated**After the 3 get swallowed by the colossal titan*
Eren: “Armin, we got swallowed because you said such weird things! Right, Mikasa?“
Mikasa: “I don’t know.”*The hospital scene*
Eren: “Armin, is your health not so good lately or something?“
Armin: “No, the professor’s speech was so long and boring that I just started dozing off…”
Eren: “YOU FELL ASLEEP?!??“*Mikasa suddenly pops out*
Eren: “DWAHHH why the hell are YOU here?!??”
Mikasa: “Because I was worried for you.“
Armin: “Thank you. But I’m okay.”
Mikasa: “No, not you. I was worried for Eren.“
Eren: “THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!”
Mikasa: “I was worried for you standing for a long time during that long speech.“
Eren: “I’m not THAT weak!! Thinking about that kind of stuff does crap in regards to defeating the titans. I’m going back.”Mikasa: *Gets pissed and punches the living daylights outta Titan-obsessed Eren*
Mikasa: “Eren, are you crying?“
Eren: “I’M NOT CRYING!!! WIPE WIPE!!” (LOL yes Eren’s seiyuu Kaji Yuuki even voices the *wipe wipe* sound effect!)
Armin: “Don’t make such a racket! There are sick patients here, you know!“
Eren: “YOU’RE JUST PLAYING HOOKY THOUGH!!”*After getting swallowed by the colossal titan the 2nd time*
Eren: “Oi Armin, think of a plan to get us outta here!!“
Armin: “Even if you say that, I have to gather my thoughts first before I can come up with one!”
Mikasa: “As long as I’m with you Eren, anywhere is fine with me.“
Eren: “It’s NOT fine at all you asjflkjflawe-”
Armin: “Stoppit you two alkjfjkewlnkvsadk-“Keep in mind that this is NOT a translation of the whole video, but just a compilation of the funniest lines to me. And take these translations with a grain of salt.
