quailboyfriends:

ok clear what’s your favourite flavour

i cant believe my post had to get over a thousand notes before somebody finally noticed my brilliant parental diversion tactics

“How close can you play dmmd to a straight male” hard mode

Fixing that thirst

nohomoujaku:

[EMOTIONAL TODDLER NOISES…………………………….]

He’s judging me so hard I can see it in his eyes

nohomoujaku:

“you better grab on to something cause im bout to fuck you into the solar system”

its all about subtext

hotsciencedads:

it’s not a phase mom this is who I am

thank god

theytookthelittleones:

isnt this the plot to dramatical murder

bless every fragment of koujaku’s reconnect route for having so many little gems like this

man fuck this bullshit im done

no grandma you don’t understand that’s actually literally what’s happening here