quailboyfriends:

ok clear what’s your favourite flavour

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i cant believe my post had to get over a thousand notes before somebody finally noticed my brilliant parental diversion tactics

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nohomoujaku:

[EMOTIONAL TODDLER NOISES…………………………….]

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nohomoujaku:

“you better grab on to something cause im bout to fuck you into the solar system”

its all about subtext

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hotsciencedads:

it’s not a phase mom this is who I am

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theytookthelittleones:

isnt this the plot to dramatical murder

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